Monday, October 23, 2006

The mysterious phone call

Phone ringing Yesterday night my internet connection was causing problems, so I was watching desperate housewives' 2nd season (thanks to Sheetal). Suddenly the phone rang. It was around 3am . So I was startled to hear the phone ringing. Anyway I picked up the phone. It was a girl. Lets call her X. And the conversation begun...

Me: Hello Assalamu alaikum
X: Walaikum assalam

Me: Whom do you want?
X: You ofcourse.

Me: Who's this?
X: Guess?

Me: umm (thinking) T? [Sidenote: T was one of my students. I taught her for one and a half years, but when I suspected that she might have a feeling for me, I quitted. It was about 3 years ago. And I'm pretty much sure about this caller that it was T]
X: Who's T?

Me: Don't play games with me.
X: I am not kidding, so T's your girlfriend right?

Me:haha So who are you?
X: I am M. But why T's name came into your mind, were you thinking of her?

Me: I don't know any M
X: I am your friend, we met at BUET.

Me: If you are my friend then why are you calling me by 'apni'?
X: Ok I'll tell you who I am , if you admit that you love T.

Me: Listen if you can't convince me about who you are, i'm going to hang up.
X: If you hang up, then I'll call again.

Me: You can call as many times as you wish, but I won't talk.
X: Please just say that you love T. I won't tell anyone.

Me: I don't love T. Okay sorry I'm going to hang up now.
X: Please don't.

Me: Then tell me who you are.
X: I am M.

Me: Okay good night. (click : I hung up...)

Man I miss caller id :(

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Posted by Dewan M Ibtesham Shafi at Monday, October 23, 2006

32 comments:

  1. Shafi Bhaia, Who's This Mystrious T ???
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  2. T na hoye kono E o hote pare:P
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  4. areeeee ..........apner kahini dekhe amar nijer kahini mone pore gelo......ei khaneii bole feli -
    me: hello ,aslamu alaikum, kake chacchen?
    a female voice(f): eta ki dhaka

    me: ha , kake chacche?
    f: actually , i don't use this sim that much... today i was checking some old number from this sim , and i found out ur number saved as dhaka.

    me : ooo
    f: can i chat ? would that be a prb?

    me : nooooooooooo
    f: whats ur name? i'm m

    me (greatest gadha of the universe) : i'm sheetal
    f:wooow nice name ! wht do u study ?

    then after 2 hours of chatting ...........
    f: would u mind if i tell u sth? actually i'm male .......but i can change my voice....... now can we carry on this chatting?
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  5. hahahahhahahhaha =)) Sheetalpu u'r the best =))

    Shafi bhaia, borkha pora shuru koren ;) ato manush nojor dewa bhalo lokkhon na =)
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  6. loll...

    shafi vai , interesting bapar . Ami to 1 tai pai na ... ar pni 2 tar majhe faisha gesen .... I mean T & M . Obossho 3 tao hoite pare ...ke jeno E o bollo . Mone hocche apnar jonno "the alphabets are not enough !!"

    btw .... sheetal apu r kahini tao besh mojar :P
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  7. Hahaha... sheetal er ta really really joss.. or moto boka may be ei duniate aar keu nai.. ekta meye manush cheler gola dhorte parlo na.. eta bisshash korar really tough.

    Shafi? English Alphabet to 26 ta mone ase.. Bangla gulao ki count kora shuru korbo? ki bolo? :p

    Amar experience er kisu niche dilam

    --------------------------
    Me: Hello?
    M: Hello? Shilpi?

    Me: Hello? (2nd time)
    M: Hello? Shilpi? (2nd time)

    Me: Do i sound like Shilpi?
    M: Brother? Isn't it Shilpi's number?

    ---2nd one--------------------
    Me: Hello?
    F: Hello? Who are you?

    Me: What do you mean by who are you? After calling me now u are asking me who am I? Whom do you want really?
    F: I want you.

    Me: Mane? Where did you get my number?
    F: It was a random call

    Me: How does this random call was generated?
    F: I dialed randomly

    [I don know how she dialed randomly and got my number]
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  8. munaj bhaia etate bokamir ki achhe..lokta jodi meyeder moto voice korte pare tahole ar bojhar upay ki :s

    kotokichhu je kore manush phn kore..ekjonto roj phn kore gaan shunato:P.. ekbarer experience ta bolei feli:

    me:hello.assalamualaikum.
    m:walaikukm assalam.amake chinechho?

    me:oo uncle..kemon achhen?(ashole chinte parini:$..tobe onek somoy dekhechhi chinte na parle oneke mind kore ejonno chinini je ar bolini)
    m:bhaloi.tomar abbu bashay?

    me:na bashay nai.
    m:kothay giyechhe?

    me:hospital e
    m:achha.ammu bashay?

    me:ammuo bashay nei..ashle kichhu bolte hobe?
    m:na thak.ami ashole tomake chachhilam.

    me:ji bolen
    m:tomar kono bf achhe?

    me:apni ashole ke?
    m:amake chinbena..bolona.

    me:bhai ami rakhi
    m:shuno rekhe dile ami tomar ammur kachhe tomar naame aaje baje kotha bolbo

    me:achha bolen..bye
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  9. Aila...something similar happened with me yesterday as well....but mine didn't end up so well (and somewhat steamy as yours, khek khek). So this voice called me with an almost hevenly amplitude (as in BISTAR) and asked "hello tumi ki ashraf?" I was like "OMG, wtf do I do now?" Unfortunately, I was being traumatized by some of my prank calling friends calling me and causing harrasment every now and then. So I said "Sorry, you must have the wrong number". Then she said "Oh, I'm sorry too" (in bangla) and left. Later it turns out, none of my dost/beradors called me and this time it was the real deal, god damn...why wasn't my name Ashraf? And why wasn't I granted a better insight :(

    But, hey hey hey...so M and T might've lost chances with you ( cause maybe you dig(g) chopras and supermod(els) ), but do you think you can hook..AHEM! someone up with em'? Are they too good/bad/ugly to be seen around with? Do they have psychopathic tendencies (like those displayed in your alleged conversation) like Alicia Silverstone from the movie 'Crush' ? Now that would be really, really bad XD Hey, I have no private tution right now (I left the last one, because it took me half-a-day to reach uttara, do you think you can hook me up with one of your ex-underaged/one sided pupils? At least I'm sure they wouldn't fall for me after having you as a teacher.
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  10. thanx shafi.. for arrangin such a great confession booth... khikz... liked them all... eid mubarak... how was the exam?? and by the way next time T/M call dile amar cell number ta diye dish... number ta holo 01........ :P pls.
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  11. shafi....valoi likso..tobe mone hoe na je ei dhoroner call ei prothom tomar jibone ghotlo...jodi 3 bosor agei keu tomar fida hoye 3bosor por phone kore thake erokom aro kando je ghotese tate amar kono sondeho nai..ta sei kahini guloo bolo kisu suni...ar ei t/m arekbar phone korle jodi tumi kotha bolte nai chao amar phne no ta diye dio...ami kotha bolobone...hahahahahah
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  12. hmmm, Shafi, tumi boroi vaggoban. aah, keu jodi amake vuleo ekbar call/tall dito. Anyways, tomar yahoo id-ta ki jano? amar holo mdnoornz, add kore nao.
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  13. Esha, the question of your answer was there, T was my student.

    Moon, bhaloi moja to free free gaan shonar bebostha! Amar ek bondhukeo ek meye robindro shongeet shonay ratre belay phone kore.. bajare gujob meyeta bondhuri prakton chatri.. Jai hok tumi chinona janona uncle baniye khoj khobor niye nila? :P

    Sheetal, dosto tomar juri nai :P Hihihihi tobe betar buddhi ache jai bolo.

    Atunu you can be ashraf, after all we are all [b]Ashraf[/b]ul Makhlukaat.
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  14. Audity, nojor lege naak bondho hoye geche :(

    Jyotirmoy , 2 jona na. Actually phone koreche T (ami motamuti nishchit) Tobe naam boleche M. :P

    Munaz bhai, Bisshash koren ar nai koren.. sheetal re boka bolai to bokami :P Tobe cheler gola meyer moton er udhahoron to apnar lagar kothana..after all apnakei to shilpi bhabsilo khhik khik khhik.. Random number er kothay mone porlo, amake ekbar ek meye msn e add kore bolechilo je shey randomly amake add koreche... Obosshyo sheyta arek itihash, tini amader shokoler prio..... ;)

    Tarek dost, Eid mubarak, number ta purata mail kore dish.. shudhu 01 dile to becharir combination kore ber kora lagbe. Onke onek kacha chilo parbena :P
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  15. Ronju bhai mitthya bolboa emon ghotona ageo ghoteche boiki. But phone number er booking age tarek diyeche. So age ashle age paben bhittite.... naki LIFO (stack) chalabo?

    Newaz,
    Ami tomake add korechi. Tomar comment peye khubi bhalo lagche.. Amar classmate khub beshi manush amar blog porena :D
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  16. shafi bhaia oi lok apnar bondhur chhatrir moto eto bhalona:(..phn kore kore uchchango shongeet shonato radio chhere x-(

    uncle na baniye ki korbo:p..musolman musolman proshpor bhai bhai ar oporichito chhele ar meye uncle-bhatijhi B-)
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  18. lol@moonpu =)) baapre! ekebare uchchango shongeet!!! classic manush dekha jay ! i mean classic uncle ;) shobcheye rag lage jokhon rat dupure phone kore fu day x-( ... ami jokhon dhorsilam tokhon oboshsho moja hoise =) .. ratre normally amader phone dhorar kotha na.. kintu ammu chilo na dekhe fu er jobabe ami ar abanty milemishe besh fukafuki korsi =))

    r rajputro jokhon studentke porano shuru korechilen tokhon onke kacha chilo ... kintu apnar to pakiye dewar dewar kotha :D so combination bepar howar kotha na... tobe uporwala take dial korar dhoirjo o shokti din - AMIN;)
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  19. hahaha..audity oi lok nischoy ar second baar phn koreni?

    ar uporwalar kachhe phn biller kotha bolteto bhule giychho:P...naki oi doata shafi bhaia korbe?;)
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  20. Fata Superlabrat..!Nov 3, 2006 07:57 PM
    ewwww.. how can some one fall for their tutour.?.=P.(i shouldnt be toking i used have a crush on my DRAMA teacher LOL). i bet u M was T or elce she wouldNT have been so eager to know bout T.. lol.. BD teo eshob hoi.? LOL...!
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  21. Moon, "oporichito chhele ar meye uncle-bhatijhi" ei fotoa kothay paila? :O

    Kallol, thanks for visiting.

    Audity, lokta to kala (kalo na) hoye jabar kotha. Ar disturb deynai nishchoi? Tobe shesh mesh onko na chemistry tei beshi kacha chilo..tate amar dour mosjid porjontoi chilo kina...

    Labrat, It's a common to thing in BD. :P I myself know at least 5-6 instances. On two occassions mothers were helping the daughters to approach the teacher :P . And both the teacher were my friends. :P
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  22. i just can't believe you watch desp. housewives. jeez. :P
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  23. Labrat, It's a common to thing in BD. :P I myself know at least 5-6 instances. On two occassions mothers were helping the daughters to approach the teacher :P . And both the teacher were my friends. :P
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    ARE U SERIOUS.. LOLOLOL.. =P..izz illegal in Sydney LOL..! TO DATE URE GURUS.. =P.. ahare.. bhiyah koita student tumake approach koreche..?
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  24. Nowal, Is it good or bad to watch DH?

    Eshon, Hushhh
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  25. bechara rajputrer moshjid e giyeo shanti nai ;)

    @moonpu r rajputro... abar phn korsilo ki na jani na ... tobe mone hoi na jibone ar kaure phn kore fu dise ;)

    shafi bhaia'r kahini to jotil :O ei obostha naki deshe!!! amar ek friend halloween e physics teacher e love note dise (anonymously) ar protidin lunch er shomoy tar clss er shamne boshe khik khik kore :D oi lok oboshsho totally ignore kore. tobe stdent der naki tar gf er kotha shonay beshi kore :S mone hoi stdent der discourage korar jonno :P
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  26. @Labrat
    dating gurus is illegal everywhere... but there are ppl like me who always takes the illegal route ;) [not that i've dated any of my teachers]
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  27. shafi bhaia fotoa shune ki kosto lage naki;)

    Audity tomake to chokhe chokhe rakhte hobe :P
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  28. Audity, Tomar kotha barta to shondeho jonok! Moon er shathe ami o ekmot chokhe chokhe rakhar bepare :P

    Moon, Fotoabaajder bhoy lage :P
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  30. Anonymous, The call was from my student which I was pretty much sure of. And there's no way my student could know the name you mentioned. Think logically and stop putting names up front.
    One more thing is that you seemed to know at least someone I know, so it's very much predictable that you know me personally. But still you preferred to stay anonymous. That proves your being gutless. I've deleted your comments.
    Thank you.
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  31. 'T' sure does love you!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
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  32. ei post er chahida dekhi komtei chay na ;) btw... ami ektu purano smriti ghatar jonno edik diye ghurchhilam... ghurte ghurte "bhaia"r dekha pelam ... bhablam khocha diye jai ;) tar hoye ki welcome dibo naki bhabtesi *-) amar "bhai" bole icecream khawan, amaro to ekta kortobbo ase, naki? shob kortobbo to apnar ghare chapy dite pari na ;)

    ps- shei shomoye "bhaia" kintu bhaia chhilo na... she jonno kisu bolini.. golagoli dhore khanapina korben apnara r joto dosh amar? x-(
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