Saturday, September 23, 2006

Update!

I just got back home. After just another exam. You may ask where I were for the last couple of days weeks. Well you know the answer my internet connections was ripped off due to the storm. But I was checking mail via my mobile, although it was way too costly. Anyway I noticed there have been a debate going on about my HSC result's reaction post. I think I couldn't make
myself clear in the last one. So I'll write another one shortly replying all of your comments in that post.

The political field has become very HOT. Although the depression kept the environment quite cool, but still not enough to diminish the HEAT. Isn't it funny when the opposition claims 'we are trying to achieve people's demand' after havocing on the street, attacking running buses with stones, bricks and bamboos inside which were the so called 'people' on behalf of whom they are fighting! It's even funnier when the opposition tried to siege Prime minister's office and found that the prime minister, begum khaleda zia herself sieged the office by pollices. Then again yet another stupidest remark from the opposition leader sheikh hasina who always forgets the weight of her chair - " Come to Dhaka, with whatever you can in your hands, on the day the present government will step down " (What was she thinking ? 7th march,'71? May be!) Once I saw a poll going on about why people dislikes awami league. Believe it or not Sheikh hasina topped the list. (Guess where my vote went ;) ) And the BNP led qualition government has been showing again and again how shameless they can be. Behind all of them quitely laughing the dictector Ershad whose secret alliance with the governemt freed him from almost all the running corruption cases. Pollice forces find their own pleasure beating honest leaders like Asaduzzaman noor and Saber hossain chowdhury.

Here's another thing I observed..

1. Khaleda Zia went to Saudi Arab for her leg treatment.
2. Sheikh hasina went to USA for her ear treatment.
3. Manna Bhuyian went to singapore for engiogram.
4. Abdul Jalil went to singapore for heart treatment.
5. Saber hossain chowdhury went to bangkok to recover from the pollice beating.
6. President Iazuddin went to singapore after suffering from heart attack.

These people are/were placed in the highest positions of the government. Awami league served one term and BNP is going to finish it's second term. But they themselves don't have faith on the medical facility of the country. Reminds me of a joke :

"A person went to have lunch on a restaurent and find the food was not good at all. So he asked the waiter to call the manager. Then the waiter replied 'Sorry sir, manager went to lunch!'"

I'll finish now with two links. First, I never knew that "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." is a grammatically valid sentence. It actually is and have used as an example of how homonyms and homophones can be used to create complicated constructs. Check this out here at wikipedia and the second link's also from wikipedia a collection of very funny mathematical jokes. Check them here. Have fun!

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13 comments:

  1. I scareeeeeeeeeeeed....U r very brave :)
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  2. Hasina probably forgot that this is not the period for "ghore ghore durgo gore tolo" now its time for "zia kalurghat betar kendro theke shadhinota ghoshona korechen" (if i remember it right :S ... btw... i wouldn't blame the government complete for "trying to achieve ppl's demand" because some ppl are thinking that some of government's stupidest acts are valid.that's because they can't think beyond themselves. They look at individual benefits and go blinded by their undeserved label of achievement.

    Anyways.. mathematical jokes er link ta joss :D ... toi girl = evil joke ta amar motei pochondo na (eita abar bola lage!) ... ami ekta jani.. "what is the integral of 1/mower?" .. ei typer q gula formula memorize korte besh helpful :D (canadian lutha pulapander jonno :p) amader to theshe gilay day r dhumse practice ... tobe oi system onek better... jinishgulo brain e boshe jay ... 10 porjonto pore na ashle kopale kharapi chilo :S
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  3. thanx for the cool links... jodio kisue bujhi nai...:P... hows ur exam goin on?
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  4. Here's another funny use of the english language - although it's not quite as complex as your buffaloes *grin* easier to remember though.

    Objective: Use four consecutive "that"s in the sentance.

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    Answer: He said that, that that, that he used, was a relative pronoun.
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  5. mathematical jokes gula darun :)..thnx for sharing..
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  6. Answer: He said that, that that, that he used, was a relative pronoun.

    ..........Its just too superb :)
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  7. Rajputro,

    Tomar rajje ato bissringkhola kano? Tomar shena bahini-r to najehaal obostha!

    Tomar paike, borkondaj - era ki korchhe?
    Toamr kotal putre-ra to porikkha niye baso chhilo bujhlam - baakira ki ghaash katchhe? Rajje to bikkhob legeyi ache. Projara khepe uthechhe...

    Oder dosh ki bolo – tomar rajje to amaboshsha legechhe - shun-shaan ondhokar. Tomar na oder ke alor pothe anar kotha?

    Edike rajjer dokkhine bandh aar slice gate'er thalaye manush 'amphibian' hoye jachchhe.
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  8. Esha why are you scared?

    Audity, lnmower er system ta bhalo. Ami trigonometry shikha shuru korar pore prothom dhora khelam ek friend er kache jokhon amake cosC er inverse korte dilo. Boroi lojjar bepar chilo sheyta shei amole. :(

    Tareq, Exams are going so so. But the next too are the scariest. They're like 'the slowest step controlling the speed of a reaction'. hihihi..

    Mezba bhai, that's just awesome. There's a riddle in bangla which is "Horir upor hori, hori shobha pay, horike dekhia hori, horite lukay." meaning : Panir upore podmo pata, panite shobha pay, shapke dekhe bang , panite lukay. I asked a wikipedian to include that in that page. Lets see what happens..

    Moon you're welcome.
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  9. zafa apu,
    Apnar comment er uttor
    ekhane
    dilam.
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  10. Cause U openly Talked about From our PM to All Ministers...that's why I scared...:P
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  11. Eisob ki? Ami bhabsilam khali ami bodh hoy rajniti loiya "Rustota blogging" korte pari...magar, apneo to dekhi ekebare "nilkomol-lalkomol" marka lekha likhtase

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    Nokia's New advert says : "Only in bangla"

    I was ROFL-ing when I saw Asaduzzaman Noor say stuff like "Ora amake mor sonlongno elakate eke peye uru-te uporjopuri aghath kore". I mean, agreed you're a highly literate guy, but is this any time for some aatlami? Soja bangla bolle sommossa ki?

    Personally, I miss the "Baker Bhai" in noor.. the old knights of the media (noor, humayun ahmed) have lost their charisma and also their life/work's path. A person of noor's status shouldn't have joined any political party at all; no matter how much he was inspired by S. Mujib's teachings, he should've realised that neither AL nor BNP serves the way it used to do.

    Likewise H.Ahmed has also failed to follow the Romanticism (platonic romance with wife, null porokiya etc) he had preached in his writings. Sigh!! Its a bad time indeedy.
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